Saint Trump
Trump, The Most Amazing Man Alive
Written by Tex Millerson in collaboration with Seany Spicy Pants
Donald trump, our lord and savior, is the most amazing man alive. He gave good riddance to the horrible Obama and just recently the equally repulsive Obamacare. He has saved us all from obama using his secret army he keeps under his house against us in a tragic massacre. He has protected us from terrorists with the plan of nukes and the strongest army there has ever been. EVER.
Trump has defeated the crooked Hillary in the electoral college and in the popular 
vote. He is the one who has and will, continue to kick out all of the bad dudes from our unsafe, in poverty nation. He will build the wall on the evil Mexican border and make those Mexicans pay the 50 thousand dollars it will cost – so cheap. That is why he is and always will be the most amazing man alive. He rightly thinks that Russia is a country that we could learn from. Forget the whole murder and corruption thing, Russia should be our friend. Wouldn’t that be wonderful?
vote. He is the one who has and will, continue to kick out all of the bad dudes from our unsafe, in poverty nation. He will build the wall on the evil Mexican border and make those Mexicans pay the 50 thousand dollars it will cost – so cheap. That is why he is and always will be the most amazing man alive. He rightly thinks that Russia is a country that we could learn from. Forget the whole murder and corruption thing, Russia should be our friend. Wouldn’t that be wonderful?