CIA

The CIA has been stalking us for WAY too long through hidden cameras in our refrigerators to wiretapping our mouths. This must end. We must retaliate against the FEDs and remove all of the hidden cameras we know are in our sock drawers.

The CIA used our tax money to buy all of those expensive server farms for a reason you know, to know where we are at ALL times. Even the President of the United States is not safe from this, he recently found many wires recording all of his calls in trump tower. This is not right, the government does not have the power to tap us, according to the declaration of independence, I think. Even the press tap us, at the recent Presidential press meeting, Sean Spicer reported “All of these crooked reporters were sticking their microphones too close to my face, obviously the work of the CIA!” There will be more reports on this as the story develops, thank you.